Girl Saves School From Certain Death

Music explodes into the air. Not sweet melodious music that people listen to but ugly offkey annoying sound that disguises itself as music. Everyone groaned. The music continued to blare. It was getting worse. We couldn't stand it. Students were banging their heads into walls, staring stupidly into space, moaning pathetically and generally sinking into a pit of despair so deep and evil that even The Princess Bride could not compete.

Who would save them? If someone didn't do something soon the consequences would be devastating. Some of the students were chewing off their hands! Others had taken to stuffing their ears with dirt clods. Parents were not going to be happy, the school might have to get shut down!
Suddenly January Galaxy had an idea. She too had been a part of the head slamming people but when the blood trickled down her face and she could still hear the music she decided it was time to take action. She quickly gathered her forces. One Ipod...check, one speaker...check, a microphone....check, a group of followers...check, some assistants...check, a rockin' outfit....no check, Oh well not neccesary, polos are cool too.
January gathered all her stuff, hooked the Ipod to the speaker and blasted Own It, by The Black-eyed Peas. She and her assitants air rocked that song to its death. The applause was astounding. January had to autograph bellybuttons and arms. The crowd was in a fever. But best of all, the horrendous so called music was forever silenced. The Battle of the Bands was over and January conquered them all.

Lucky Charms & You

I LOVE Lucky Charms. What genius came up with the idea of cereal and marshmallows? I owe him so much happiness and pleasure. And then he only completed his genius creation by making the marshmallows shaped as little pieces of luck. Hearts and Stars and Rainbows, Clovers and Blue Moons, Pots of Gold and Horseshoes and the Red Balloons.  Okay so unfortunately there are now Hourglasses instead of Pots of Gold but it still works.
So what marshmallow are you? I have created the folowing quiz so that you can learn for yourself. I know most of you are bored for certain periods of your life so I wanted to help you waste your time by making this quiz for you. (My quiz will include hourglasses and pots of gold)

                                                This is not my pic. Heres where I got it

1) When you see someone you haven't seen for awhile but are excited to see them you....
 a) Give them a bear hug!
 b) Shoot up a prayer of thanksgiving.
 c) Jump around like a mad man
 d) Smile ginourmously
 e) Tell them how cute/handsome they look
 f) Throw away the calandar you've been using to countdown the days
 g) Run slow-mo towards them like they do in movies
 h) Tell them all the sweet plans you are going to do with them
 i) Grab them and go out and do something

2) You are in a t-shirt store, you would buy....
 a) One for your friend
 b) The one with a cross on it
 c) That neon orange one with the crazy stripes all over
 d) Hello Kitty!
 e) Only the brand names obviously.
 f) The old fashioned one
 g) One for you and a matching one for someone special
 h) All of them, I mean you've got the money
 i) Who cares?! Lets just go do something

3) Music?
 a) Country
 b) Praise
 c) Whatever is NOT normal
 d) Happy songs like Owl City
 e) Whatever's "in"
 f) Oldies
 g) Love songs!
 h) Rap
 i) Techno

4) Books?
 a) sappy
 b) inspirational
 c) funny
 d) good endings
 e) What are those?
 f) historical
 g) drama
 h) SHORT
 i) ... for dummies :)

5) Which day would you like best?
 a) Spend the day with my friends!
 b) Hang out with the youth group
 c) Roll down a grassy hill in my swimsuit while screaming.
 d) Share Random Acts of Kindness
 e) Go to the mall
 f) Scrapbook
 g) Spend all day with my dream other half
 h) Shopping
 i) Something active!

Okay so I know this was semi short but long at the same time so anyway this is how it works. You probably got a combination of things because most people like multiple things so you can pick the one you had the most of or the top two or whatever and read about your marshmallow type. (this is purely fictional and for fun okay)
a) = Hearts: Hearts like hanging out with friends, Hearts are people-persons and cannot stand being alone.
b) = Clovers: Clovers put God above everything, they really make their relationship with God count.
c) = Red Balloons: They're just CRAZY! Whatever is not norm they'll do.
d) = Rainbows: These are happy people and they like sharing their happiness.
e) = Stars: All about fashion and what's in
f) = Hourglass: They like the old and find value in traditions.
g) = Blue Moons: Hopeless romantics. If its loveydovey and sad they dig it.
h) = Pots of Gold: Really like their money and the stuff they can do with it.
i) = Horseshoes: Active people, no sitting around for them.
 Remember this was just for fun and is in no way accurate :)

Compository List of You.

Beautiful, almost unnatural

Tears form in her eyes.

Like a nerd who is factual,

all I hear are sighs.

What is this beauty?

How did an awkward phase

transform into his duty?

It is like a maze.

A six-pack like no other.

Never to be seen.

Glad he's not her brother

Glad he isn't mean.

A woman on each side

It's all thanks to these.

Why else would they abide

unless he gave them cheese.

Jumping beans, this is for you

and your lovely abs.

Written by your friend named Sue

and her faithful lab.

Intruth it was the lot of them.

All those silly girls

When asked what they thought of him,

they only rolled thier curls.

Blue, blonde, funny, ears

This is what they said:

So now to you; a cheer

For the face thats on your head.

A letter to you

The following paragraph is a letter which contains several song titles. Some are easy and some are harder. I had my Ipod on shuffle :) There are 25 songs. See how many you can find and put them in the comments. There some repeats of artists.

Who ever knew we would have a last kiss? I curse the day I threw that grenade, I cannot breathe when thinking about it. You belong with me, not in Death's slow grasp. I am the right one for you. You smile like you mean it, but deep down you are confused. When in doubt, go! I wanna send you away, but You will forever and always be mine. The book of days has sealed our fate. You are like an enigma, always baffling me. You say you are into Jesus, but then you turn around and do something extraordinary. Hey mama, why don't you stay. Sing me a lullaby, remind me that it is in God we trust. I am made of glass and you like a neon tiger shatter me. You destroy my ecstasy and then take a bow. I want to knock you out and go. But you are in me. Perhaps like the yacht club we will one day see ourselves as everybody's fool but in the meantime let us dive into the middle of our relationship.
Sincerly yours.

Murderous Geeks

Aradan grabs his weapon. He grins evilly as he slaughters my tongue with a knife. I smile knowingly as I get revenge by grabbing the sword and saving my tongue. "Ha! That won't stop me", he laughs maliciously as he pours out deadly virus. I grin and combat the virus with a ginormous white blood cell. A giant wad of gum sucked up the blood cell. A fat gross boy ate the gum. A health inspector arrested the boy. Suddenly a one ton weight fell from the sky. Luckily it had a chain, unfortunately the chain had a kink. However, the inspector was saved by a super pillow on his head. Unfortunately right before the weight hit the wind blew the pillow off of his head. The inspector saved himself by grabbing a portkey shaped like a boot. Unfortunately the portkey was not plugged in. Luckily it had batteries. However a large amount of C4 was right beside it. So a super force field was placed around it saving the portkey but the field ended by the inspector and the force of the bomb would explode him. And on and on and on. Ductape Man, Batman, Pig Robot, Despicable Me, english teachers and more brought the game to an end by eventually destroying all lifeforms with an atomic bomb.

And that is what we learn while attending that building affectionately known as school.

Consecutive Decision

Well seeing as this is my blog, I took a consecutive and decided to write a blog about each of my dear classmates on their 'special' week. You as a non-fellow classmate reader have no idea what i'm talking about so let me carefully explain it to you, although there aren't many of you. Each week in one of our classes we elect a student of the week. This student is supposed to get some sort of special treatment but usually nothing different happens. So my contribution will be blogs about them. The blogs will still be enjoyable to read. Example, my blog "I promised" was one of these. See its pleasurable to read so don't freak out and stop reading my blog. Please! I will still have other random blogs as well. Anyhow i thought I'd raise your awareness.

Space and Bologna.

We are too far gone, there's no way we can get back down to earth. Our spaceship is hurtling lightyears away.
Oh no! Our ship has got fire! We are being pulled back into the atmosphere!
It's okay I got us, we will crash land safely and then get focused.
STEER!!! You're heading for the North Pole! AAAHHH John look now we are sinking into the depths of the ocean. Your steering skills need some improvement.
What?! You are so full of it, I was distracted by you. Sheesh.
I distracted you?! Huh huh rigt you are so full of bologna. Wait not bologna I hate bologna makes me vomit. You are so full of turkey!
Turkey? What in the world?
Okay fine you can be ham then. Or roast beef.
Well I do like roast beef.
Yeah but it's too long, what about turkey breast, thats the best kind of lunchmeat.
M______, look we're back in space again and this time it is totally your fault.
Fine, our spaceship blew up now how are we going to get back to earth?
*Skype freezes*

So this was a little convo that my boyfriend and I had last night. I thought it was semi funny and I really wanted to write about John on my blog without getting too sappy and so I figured this is a good way to do it. :) The whole conversation was us attempting to refocus so that we could read our Bible study. In the end I had to turn off Skype and call him on the phone ;) If you thought this was dumb don't comment and go get yourself a boy or a girl, you'll appreciate it much more.

Plastic Cups and Cookies

"Hey so I think that.."
"No we should"
"Hey shut up!"
"You shut up"
"Your face!"
"Guys focus"
"Come on"
*bell rings*
The crowd of teenagers swarm out of the room and head for their lockers. A few stay behind in silent frustration. "So what did we decide?" "Nothing" "Thats what I figured."
The four gather up their stuff and run towards their lockers.
It's September 2011 and the junior/senior class just held their first meeting. Every year the junior/senior class organize fundraisers in order to raise money to go on an end of the year beach trip. This year's class is the biggest yet. 18 students need to raise at least 200 dollars each in order for this trip to be made possible. Think about it, thats aproximately 4000 dollars. To be raised in one year, in a land where no one can get any sort of job.
Next week:
"Does anyone know what this is?"
"Hey pass the knife"
"How much do these cookies cost?"
"I think its 2 for 5 or 5 for 10"
Hey I said does anyone know what this is?
"brown cake?"
"whatever"
"Give me some change"
" AAAAHHHH"
"what?"
Chaos. That word defines our class. Actually that word defines the juniors. The seniors are a very small class and quite responsible and organised. Those four people who stayed behind, yeah those were seniors. Anyways, a bakesale was held. Despite the chaos things went quite succesfully. We made soe money sold almost everything(with the exception of that "brown cake" turns out it was banana bread) And how do we get rewarded? With ANOTHER meeting. This one however, was with the parents. dun dun DUN! (this was andre's version of a drumroll) So parent meeting. Graaaah! frustration to an extreme it lasted close to half an hour and nothing was accomplished as usual.
Well thats the story. Im open to suggestions as to how this will all end. So far I'll have got is either a) The get the money and everyone is happy b) A zombie attacks and murders them all c) the person writing the blog will kill them all off one by one. d) only the seniors will go and just leave the juniors to fend for themselves

Top 10 Things on my Bucket List

1) Get married, have some kids and maybe even a house.
2) Go skydiving.
3) Visit the Swiss Alps
4) Hike every 14er in Colorado
5) Backpack along the Appalatian Trail. (probably spelled that wrong)
6) Hang-glide :)
7) Learn how to snowboard
8) Learn how to speak Italian
9) See Switchfoot in concert
10) Have no regrets.
Now to see the top ten things that I have already done/ am doing
1) I have an amazing boyfriend
2) I have snorkled in multiple places
3) I have visited Rwanda, Kenya and Africa
4) I have climbed six 14ers, one of which was in Mexico
5) I have gone backpacking and camping, even camped on the beach a few times.
6) I repelled down a waterfall.
7) I have gone mountain biking and loved every minute of it
8) I can speak English, Spanish and French
9) I have seen Owl City, RED, Skillet and more in concert
10) I have no regrets :D

I promised

Okay so this blog is exactly why you shouldn't promise people things unless you really want to do whatever it is you promised. See I promised a white friend of mine that I'd write a blog about him. Luckily he gave me something to write about. Here goes:
Picture the scene, twilight on a busy road in a small city in Mexico. Cars rush by and a few people are seen walking along the road, side-stepping puddles. Then out of nowhere a white kid is seen walking along. He might as well have a sign saying "come and get me". Okay so he really does know how to walk around Mexico but it is hard to hide your glowing skin. So the boy goes down the road when he suddenly finds himself surrounded by four guys on motorcycles. The thugs get off their bikes and walk up to him. They start patting him down searching for valuables. White kid slugs one of them, a violent struggle ensues, eventually, the four overcome him. What do they get for their efforts? Not much. According to the white kid himself, "They took my purity!" Clarification, they got his ring which just so happened to be a purity ring, a brand-new Coca-Cola wallet, and some money. What did White boy get out of it? A sore side, a bruised hand, and a great story for me to write about.  Thanks :)