Murderous Geeks

Aradan grabs his weapon. He grins evilly as he slaughters my tongue with a knife. I smile knowingly as I get revenge by grabbing the sword and saving my tongue. "Ha! That won't stop me", he laughs maliciously as he pours out deadly virus. I grin and combat the virus with a ginormous white blood cell. A giant wad of gum sucked up the blood cell. A fat gross boy ate the gum. A health inspector arrested the boy. Suddenly a one ton weight fell from the sky. Luckily it had a chain, unfortunately the chain had a kink. However, the inspector was saved by a super pillow on his head. Unfortunately right before the weight hit the wind blew the pillow off of his head. The inspector saved himself by grabbing a portkey shaped like a boot. Unfortunately the portkey was not plugged in. Luckily it had batteries. However a large amount of C4 was right beside it. So a super force field was placed around it saving the portkey but the field ended by the inspector and the force of the bomb would explode him. And on and on and on. Ductape Man, Batman, Pig Robot, Despicable Me, english teachers and more brought the game to an end by eventually destroying all lifeforms with an atomic bomb.

And that is what we learn while attending that building affectionately known as school.